Friday, May 11, 2012

Vegan Rice Pudding

I dedicate this recipe to all the dumb asses who think vegan food is nasty.... actually I dedicate every single one of my recipes to those dumb asses.  Yes, cheese is good.   Yes, bacon is good.  But let's face it, if you actually take the 20 seconds it takes to realize that it is fucking disgusting to consume you might have a change of heart.  Yup, it only takes 20 seconds to go vegan.  Hella easy bitches.  Give it a try!

Anyways, I fucking love rice pudding.  I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner and be as happy as a clam.  To be honest... I kinda did eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner.  What the fuck?! How am I supposed to have a big ole bowl of rice pudding in the fridge and not eat it all day.  Don't judge bitches. Here ya go...

Vegan Rice Pudding

1 cup aborio rice
1 1/2 cups water
1 can coconut milk
2 1/2 cups almond milk
3/4 sugar (I used raw sugar)
1 tablespoon vanilla
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
pinch or so of salt
sliced almonds (optional)

1.  Add the rice and water to a medium saucepan and bring to a boil then turn heat to low and cook for about 20 minutes until the water is absorbed.  Add the rest of the ingredients to the rice and cook on medium low heat for 30-40 minutes stirring frequently until the mixture thickens to desired consistency.  Let cool and serve with a sprinkling of sliced almonds  and yum!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Tempeh Chorizo and Potato Taquitos

So I have been MIA, fucking sue me.  I have been busy and since I am single these days I have been eating a lot things like sandwiches and hummus for dinner (yup, straight hummus for dinner...boring!).  But as of today I am committing to one post a week so let's see if I can keep to my word.

I wasn't going to blog this but since they were super fricken ridiculously bomb I had to do it.  The idea for this recipe started with my desire to make the tempeh chorizo recipe from The Sexy Vegans new cookbook which is awesome if you don't already have it you should!  So when me and my vegan occupy cooking buddies decided to get together and cook I threw out the idea of doing something with the tempeh recipe.  I can't remember how the rest of the genius of the recipe came to be but it doesn't matter because these shits are so tasty.  It is a bit of a production so if possible it is best to make with a group.  We ate them with cashew sour cream, salsa and avocado.  Each of us ate 3.5 taquitos and felt awesomely sick (just an FYI).  And without further ado here is some deep fried goodness for your fat asses...

Chorizo Tempeh

1 8 oz packet of Tempeh
4 cloves grated garlic
1/2 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon coriander
1 tablespoon smoked paprika
2 teaspoons dried oregano
2 tablespoons chili powder
pinch of cinnamon
salt and pepper
2 teaspoons olive oil
1 tablespoon sherry vinegar
1 cup of vegetable broth

In a large bowl, combine the tempeh and seasoning.  Mash the tempeh up with a fork.  Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat and add tempeh mixture.  Cook until it gets a bit browned 5-7 minutes. Add the vinegar and cook for 1 minute then add the veggie stock.  Cover and simmer for 4-5 minutes or until liquid is almost absorbed.  Add salt and pepper to taste.

Recipe courtesy of The Sexy Vegan Cookbook

Potato Filling

2 potatoes peeled and boiled
1 tablespoon cumin
2 cloves minced garlic
salt and pepper to taste

1.  Mash all the ingredients together add salt and pepper to taste.


20 corn tortillas
1 recipe chorizo tempeh
1 recipe potato filling
oil for frying
potato and chorizo filling

1.  Add oil to large skillet till there is about a half inch of oil in the pan and heat to medium high heat.  Heat tortillas in microwave for 30 seconds so they are pliable.  Start an assembly line adding about a tablespoon of potato mixture and tablespoon of tempeh to the tortilla, roll up into a taquito and place a toothpick in the to hold them shut.

2.  Once the taquitos are rolled start frying (I fucking love frying food!!!).  The oil should be pretty hot, so I would say that the taquitos need about 45 seconds to a minute on each side or cook until lightly browned on both sides.  Place fried taquitos on a plate covered with paper towels to soak all the nasty grease up and repeat until all taquitos are fried.  Serve with accompaniments of your liking and enjoy!

Thanks for the awesome time making taquitos Emilie and James!  Until next feast:)