2 cups whole wheat pastry flour (or any flour you would like)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 2/3 mashed banana (preferrably the super ripe variety)
1/2 cup apple sauce
2 egg substitutes (I used ground flax, 1 tablespoon flax to two parts water and let it set and viola, fucking eggs!)
6 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup brown sugar
3/4 cup dark chocolate chunks
3/4 cup chopped walnuts
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix the flour, baking soda and salt in a large mixing bowl.
2. In a seperate mixing bowl mix the banana, applesauce, egg substitute, olive oil and sugar.
3. My favorite part... wait for it... mix the wet with the dry. Don't go getting mix happy either! You know better! That shit makes some funky ass tough muffins. Mix just until combined then add the nuts and dark chocolate.
4. Then spoon the mixture into the muffin tins carefully, the little muffin tins fill quickly. I filled them just to the top. Bake for about 15 minutes.
Note: You can bake this in whatever shape you would like but just factor in that different shapes will take different amounts of time (i.e. a loaf pan might take like 50 minutish apposed to 15 minutes for mini muffins). I don't time my baked treats because I am so at one with my baked goods that I intuitively know when they are done, no joke. But if you are a normal person that needs to use a timer then I would say for the mini muffins about 15 minutes should do it. If you need to check with a toothpick please do so, nobody wants raw insides, yucko!